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99.9 percent of Americans love our Canadian brothers a sister’s. Trump is a d bag sociopath,.. it’s just so dis heartening trump is treating you this way. My mom was born and raised in Manitoba my affinity stands with you!!!

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Well my friend, since this article is a month old, I hope you feel a little better about things at the moment.

I mean, as an American, I certainly don't. The country I once knew is doomed in the short term. We are sustaining damage that won't be reversed any time soon, if at all. I probably won't live to see it.

But as you've seen, Trump is like a lot of bullies. He's used to people backing down from him, but he turns out to be a complete pussy when someone punches him in the mouth like Carney did. Man do I love that guy right now.

In fact, this whole 51st state thing has ironically worked out quite well for you guys; it has almost certainly saved you from years of being ruled by your own Trump Mini-Me. You now have a common enemy to unite against—like America is apparently incapable of doing at the moment—and you've triggered a flood of Trumpism-killing antibodies in your body politic that should serve you well until Trump is gone for good.

And I for one think it's a glorious thing to behold. Honestly, I couldn't be happier for you. You deserve it for being better than us.

You see, America has been a victim of its own hubris. The very ideals which allegedly made us exceptional were weaponized against us by the wealthy and powerful, all while the more good-faith idealists sat idly by and watched, believing it to be for the best.

For decades now, mendacious media tycoons have flooded our airwaves, cable networks, and social media feeds with right-wing propaganda designed to take advantage of low-information voters, using cultural wedge issues to sow division and bring out the worst in Americans. And why?

Because nobody buys trickle-down economics, yet that's what the ultra-rich want. So in order to slip one past the rubes, they trot out the old "god, guns, and gays" routine, appealing to people's egos by instilling in them a phony self-image of independent, rugged individualism. This keeps them from noticing too much how they're being screwed, while they're busy helping to screw everyone else they're convinced they hate.

But the thing about MAGA is, it really isn't a viable political movement on its own. While it capitalizes on the subculture of grievance the Republicans foolishly nurtured over the years, at the heart of it all are a bunch of freaks and losers, pseudo-intellectuals from neo-fascist think tanks who have successfully warped the minds of some among the hubristic billionaire class, but with no widespread political appeal of their own.

Nobody is voting to put Steve Bannon, Russel Vought, or Stephen Miller into power on their own. Or even J.D. Vance, at a national level.

So they need someone like Trump, who has benefitted from his ten years on TV being made to look like some big-time successful businessman, preceded by another couple decades of rich-guy tabloid celebrity. He had the mainstream credibility, which is now in tatters as his business-savvy reputation has turned out to be mostly smoke and mirrors.

In his first term, after quite often sounding like a complete ignoramus during his campaign, most people paying attention learned that he was, in fact, a lousy businessman—a born rich trust-fund baby who bankrupted several casinos, while stiffing his creditors so much he eventually couldn't get a loan from anyone but Deutsch Bank.

Which is why it was hardly surprising when he not only proved stunningly ignorant of basic concepts of economics, but also incompetent at the most elementary aspects of negotiation. Which was supposed to be his calling card. Mr. "Art of the Deal" ultimately turned out to be a complete fraud.

That is, if you were paying attention. Which Americans famously don't do, save for every four years when we feel it to be our patriotic duty to pretend we actually understand things like economic and foreign policy, then apply our utter ignorance of anything outside of our vapid cultural obsessions to decisions of grave national importance.

So many people this past year *honestly believed* Trump was going to make the economy great again. Even though it was already doing quite well, and many people failed to realize that what economic pain we had experienced was a worldwide problem.

Furthermore, having been spoiled by never before experiencing high inflation, they didn't understand that prices don't actually come down—and so they didn't realize that Trump was lying to them when he said he would bring them down.

They thought that the good economy that we had in 2017-2019 was Trump's doing, when in fact it was the economy Barack Obama had left him with, which the advisors around him mostly kept him from screwing up too badly. Advisors who, had they been paying attention, they'd have known wouldn't be there this time around.

And even the Wall Street types were fooled, expecting more of what they got from Trump's first term. So well insulated were they from the negative effects of 2016-Trump's incompetent rule that they really had themselves convinced he wasn't going to actually go through with all of this tariff nonsense.

So now here we are. A monument to what happens when Americans start rejecting knowledgeable expertise, only putting their game controllers and social media apps down long enough to pay superficial attention to current events, and believing that people like Joe Rogan or Theo Von have a clue what they're talking about.

But people are learning fast. Trump's poll numbers are falling, and for many the spell has been broken. Once you see Trump for the stupid baboon he is, it's hard to unsee, since Trump is nothing if not emphatically and unsubtly himself.

I'm pretty confident MAGA will, in fact, not survive Trump. I think it's doomed, as it's already lost most of the support it garnered among foolish young males. It will exist as it always used to be—an embarrassing subculture of backward, bigoted, religious freaks and hillbilly cretins, which people will work hard to ensure never comes close to tasting power again.

And the 51st state thing? That one's entirely Trump's deranged obsession. Forget it. Nobody supports it. It's never going to happen.

So sleep well, our friends to the North. And thank your lucky stars that you didn't turn out like your dysfunctional, damaged, downward-spiraling cousins to the South.

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